Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Enter like a Tornado, leave like a Tsunami.

That's what I used to say about my Econ teacher; enters like a tornado, and leaves like a tsunami. The econ teacher who pretty much picked on me every time anything in the world went wrong (or she just realized what a waste of space she was) So now I'd like to go shove up my much prided 96 on her face.
(*Does the IGot96InEconomicsBitchDance.)
#DrumRolls
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. The CBSE Board results be out, and good ole Nil's managed a 94%  HELLS YES.

So although I'm still considering if the marks on the mark sheet are mine or not, I'm pretty crazy happy and yeah well. Just pretty muchings crazy happy, is what I am!
Though the happiness was a littttul choked when the newspapers said the cut-offs were to rise this year
 (a-gain.), nevertheless, all that is for later. The point is, I'm slightly "Freddie Mercury Posed" yet again ...and I'm officially, offficially OUT of school. That's a stupid thing to say after the farewell happened in January and everything, yah. I know. But fact be fact, it never hit me. Nor has it now, actually. But somewhat of a closure came with the mark sheet.

And now, comes college. (*crazy lady scream in ze background.)
Running around for forms, getting twenty passport size photographs, filling forms with black gel pen, running back to submit them applications before the last date, entrance exams, last year cut offs (peeing in my pants), current year cut offs (peeing in my pants Part II), long lines before the admission counters (pretend to faint, works all the time), and yada yada bada bleh! ----> The little rat race has begun, folks! Carry some Gatorade in your bags dear applicants, cause June and long college admission lines don't go together. At all.

So obviously having said that, you must also know that the process has merely begun and I'm already tired of the...well, hard work. (HONESTLY NOW, Education wasn't supposed to be sucha pricey luxury okay. KIDS ARE SUPPOSED TO GET INTO COLLEGE. COLLEGES ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KIDS. SIMPLE.)
Yes, ignoring my sudden moment of absolute hyperventilation, the point is that I'm going to be running around like a roadrunner with a purple face all around the place just so as to ensure myself a little more education, which is obviously not the priorities of most colleges anymore because all they do is cut kids for not getting a .25 or .09% more. (REALLY PEOPLE, HEAR YOUR SELVES WILL YAH?) :O

So yes, I'm utterly jobless (well, I should be preparing for an entrance but oh well, pointless shenanigans are just so much better. You feel me brodah/sistah?) and in this enlightening process of being jobless I'm going to try and figure out a college which might be having a good day and decides to take good kids from the general quota.


And now, I shall go watch a movie as it's 3:15am and that's just what normal people do at this hour. MIB III in 3D tomorrow. YAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY.
OkBye.

-Nil. :D


P.s- A big THANK YOU to Anjali for the Versatile Blog Award! So much niceness you are! =)

31 comments:

  1. OMG NINETY FUCKING FOUR ? :O
    CONGRAAAAAAATTTTSSSS YOU :O <3
    YOU IS A VERY SMART CHILD !
    Yes, in capslock.

    Now distribute chocolates ? :3

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    1. Haha Vidhhiiiii. Thanks bro. I is a normal kid, and capslock be the best invention to cyber scream, yah! :D

      YesYesYes. Chocolate AND Nil's ole cyber martinis! =)

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  2. Shit! Thats awesome news. You econ brain you! *hiighhh faaiive!*
    Congratulations nil!
    And dont worry about the admissions. With that shiny 94, I'm sure some dimwit college will find it in their heartless hearts to take you in. And then you will wonder if it was worth it at all to begin with..khekhehheehehe, but thats life.
    Enjoy the holiday freedom while it lasts!
    Hugs

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    1. Revaaaaaaaaaa!
      HI! Haha, am hoping one of them heartless colleges will take me :) And yes ma'am. Enjoying every bit of it, I am :)
      Though I really NEED to catch up on your blog and so many more man! I just haven't had the time with this educational hurricane :/

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  3. Congratulations Nil! :) All the best for college, it will be freaking awesome! :D :D

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  4. NINETY Four!! Isn't the score a little too awesome??!! :D

    So damn happy for you, Nil! A big, big congratulations!! :) All the best for your future. :)

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    1. Aru! Hello there, pretty. And yes, it indeed is a rather tiny score! Whuttodo :P

      Thank you, lady. Thank you so much :))

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  5. CONGO NIL ONCE AGAIN. Pretty damn amazing you are!

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    1. Thanks Sammaayy. Make it to DU bro. Will be so much fun :)

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  6. OMG! I barely got an 87% :P
    And now even graduation is over! You have so much of awesomeness lying in front of you!! Gaaaah I want to go back three years!!

    This is your time. YOUR time. Have fun! You will NOT get a time like this again. And this is not a time to be sane. Go bonkers!!
    Enjoy! :D

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    1. 87 is pretttttty darn crazy good! :D
      Thank you so much, I sure am prioritizing the "going bonkers" part alright :D

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  7. Umm, show off!
    Congratulations Nil .

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    1. Oh yes,You've hit bull's eye, NG! Thank you.

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  8. Congratulations! =D
    Oh and MIB3 is just way too awesome.

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    1. Danke!
      Andd...eh. Well, if you decide to watch it; just don't post-movie analyse it okay. You'll be sliiiightly disappointed :|

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  9. They assure us that there's freedom beckoning beyond the problems of applying. Let's hop they're right!

    And a HUGE congrats for the 96 AND the 94. You rock!

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    1. Let's hope indeed!
      Thanks Charu, I bet you've kicked ass, too! See you in school, whenever we decide to go, that is :P

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  10. Hahahaha you lovely little nerd :)

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  11. OMG!!! Nil datz awesum dear 94% congrats my dear.... :) :) & yaa i can understand your situation of application & admission process me too in the same stage for my PG admissions.... so ENJOYY every second of this vacation..!!! Hav a great time ahead... keep going :) & thank you for accepting d award :) Congratulation once more :) :)

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    1. Thank you, Anjali! And a bigger thank you for the award. Am humbled :))

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  12. O teri! :O :D

    Congratulations Nilanjana (I hope the spellings are right?)

    And regarding that title of the blog, I remember a little joke from Jeff Dunham's ventriloquism shows where he says that his wife calls him a 'hurricane' in bed.

    His puppet cuts the joy ride with a snazzy retort "is promising when it starts, but ends up in disaster!" :P

    ATB :)


    Cheers,
    Blasphemous Aesthete

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  13. The college admission run around happens only once, cherish it. When college will be over, (and it will feel quick, trust me), and you'll look back and wonder how it all happened so fast; these hectic moments will take on a pleasant hue of their own, and you'll wish you could do it all again.

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  14. Heya.. 94.. thats an amazing score :D Congratulations smart kid.. I am sure you will manage to get into a college of substance and into a program of your choice.. So once again.. Cheers and Goodluck to you :)

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